Valentine’s Day is all about love. For some, all that love can get a little cheesy. No matter your current relationship status, there’s a funny captions to going along with your Valentine’s Day photo.

21 Funny Valentine’s Day Captions For Your Next Instagram Post

Whether you’re into all of the hearts and cupid, or you’d rather stay home and eat chocolate, the simplest way to commemorate love day is to post a photo to Instagram. From the red and pink decorations, to flowers, to food, to a good ol’ selfie, there’s lots of Valentine’s Day social media picture opportunities.

For couples or singles who want to give a little giggle to their followers, I’ve rounded up some funny Valentine’s Day Instagram captions below.

Here are 21 Funny Valentine’s Day Captions For Your Next Instagram Post

21 Funny Valentine’s Day Captions For Your Next Instagram Post
“Roses are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sunflowers Are Yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but these are just gardening facts” – Unknown
“I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.” – Unknown

“The real holiday is February 15th, when all of the candy goes on sale” – Unknown

“My one true love: food.” – Unknown

“Support the greeting card companies today, Happy Valentine’s Day” – Unknown

“Love the wine that you’re with.” – Unknown

“Shout out to all of the last minute people buying stuff on Valentine’s Day, the struggle is real for you today” – Unknown

“If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like.” – Unknown

“This year, rather than candy for your valentine, why not liquor instead?” – Unknown

“Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy a dozen red roses is?… asking for a friend.” – Unknown

“I tolerate you.” – Unknown

21 Funny Valentine’s Day Captions For Your Next Instagram Post

“I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.” – Unknown

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard

“You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.” – Unknown

“If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.” – Unknown

“My love for you transcends all things so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card or gift from me.” – Unknown

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” -Charles M. Schulz

“I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.” – Unknown

“Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.” – Yiddish Proverb

“I Love you with all of my butt. I would say ‘heart’ but my butt is bigger than my heart” – Unknown

“Roses are red. Violet are blue. Keep the flowers. I’d rather have shoes.” – Unknown

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